A masturbatory amount of Boke.

Porange is what color people are. Not quite pink, not quite orange. Porange only defines a hue —people come in all kinds of saturations and lightnesses, but for the most part ...

Defaultica is the default font. When you whip up a quick title card in your NLE without changing the font or even thinking about it, that’s defaultica.

Syn.: Freelance.

The faster the car, the more likely the driver will be sitting there dicking with his smart phone long after the light has turned green. First appearance .

In a group ordering situation, there is never enough pepperoni pizza. This is because we order with our heads, but we choose slices with our hearts. In ...

So adorable, it’s retarded. Put a Panasonic GH2 next to a Canon 5D Mark II to see what I mean. First appearance here and here .

Noun. Patina is the male word for “I don’t want to clean that.”

Procrasductivity is when you put off, or procrastinate, the real work you need to do by doing something productive. For example, I stopped in the middle of writing a blog post ...

Chromactic is Dyslaussie for “chromatic.”

Dyslexic Australian. A dyslexic Aussie is a Dyslaussie.

A chronic condition of feeling the need to emphasize one’s point so far beyond necessity that not only is the point lost, but the listener/reader is more likely to reject it. ...

No one reads your emails.

It’s easier to write a long email than to read one.

Today, try this: Only tweet things you think will be of genuine interest to others. Then tomorrow, try it again. — Stu Maschwitz (@5tu) April 3, 2012

Often new technologies seem like a better idea than they really are, because they are fun and exciting when sampled in small doses, but become less pleasant with prolonged exposure.  ...

When we read something on the internet, we tend to apply the General Interent Filter. Here’s how it works. First polarize the sentiment ...

As in, preemptively retired. A state of self-unemployment where retirement and work are seamlessly integrated.

Synonym for hijinks.

Today, try this: Only tweet things you think will be of genuine interest to others. Then tomorrow, try it again. — Stu Maschwitz (@5tu) April 3, 2012